Here's a classic from the 2004 campaign.
I've decided we might as well enjoy the jokes, since we've got 4 more years of the "Idiot in Chief."
"The President and Mrs. Bush were on 'Larry King' last night and the president said, 'America is absolutely better off today than it was 4 years ago.' Then he said, 'Did I say America? I meant Chevron.'" —Bill Maher